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Da Halloween candy personality test

You are your favorite Halloween candy
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People get strong emotional connections to candy. When I asked my friends what their favorite candies wuz, dey often had one story that told how come it wuz their favorite. Like my friend Puma whose parents tried to hide from her da existence of chocolate. For Puma her favorite candy is Milky Way cuz "it was the first chocolate I ever had in THIRD GRADE!"

Of course our candy preferences are defined not only by our stories, but also by how da candy tastes too. So try tink for two seconds, then decide what's your favorite Halloween candy and read on for see what your choice says about you!

Hard candy

Brach's Butterscotch, strawberry hard candy, Lifesavers, coffee candy, etc. You make friends super easy. You often carry hard candy in your purse or pocket and you like for offer 'em to people you meeting for da first time. Das your ice breaker for try make da new friend. You enjoy riding da bus or waiting in line at da DMV, cuz das just more opportunities for share your hard candy and talk story with all kine stranger people.


Ring Pop, Tootsie Roll Pop, Dum Dums, Chupa Chups, etc. You get one child-like innocence about you. Like when you eat one lollipop, you tend to savor every lick and you want it to last forevers. You dread da moment when your lollipop going end. Likewise, da future often brings you apprehension. You are nostalgic for da past and I bet you get all kine family pictures on top your wall at home. Even though everyting is digital now, you still get planny scrapbooks. You keep everyting, ah, you. 

Fruity candy

Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Bears, Airheads, Sour Patch Kids, Jolly Rancher, etc. You generally enjoy variety. Fruity candies is da only ones that offer choice. While some people like eating at da same place every time, you like for eat at new restaurants and for try new food. Das why you love reading Frolic, right! You and your parents often butt heads. Cuz you no can understand how come dey like going Vegas again and again and again. And next time dey go, where dey going wanna eat? Zippy's. Did it open yet, dey ask you. And you just roll your eyes. 

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Minty candy

York Peppermint Patties, Andes Mints, Junior Mints, Mentos, etc. You often put da needs of others above your own needs. You are quite considerate and respectful of oddah people. Das why you enjoy da refreshing taste of mint. You always talking story and you no like nobody say your breath smell hauna. So you don't really eat candy for yourself, you doing it more for da benefit of others. You so good you.

Chocolate bars

Snickers, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Butterfinger, Twix, KitKat, Hershey's, etc. You know what you want. You no eat anykine candy, just cuz it's dea. You hold out for da good stuff. J'like in life, you no fut around. You are motivated and driven. You are da author of your own life story. And when tings no go how you like 'em, you no blame nobody, cuz you know da only one who can change your story is you! You so write on.

Round chocolates

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, M&M's, Rolo, Whoppers, etc. It's all about da center. You often surprise people with your hidden talents. Just like these candies, you get layers too. You get all sorts of goodness contained within your seemingly plain exterior. You are extremely humble and though you get lots for brag about, you only share your feelings and accomplishments with a special chosen few.

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Hershey's Kisses

Hershey's Kisses, dazzit, no etc. Kisses is da only candy that nevah fall into any of da categories. J'like that, you too are kinda non-categorizable. You no match any of da characters in detention from da movie 'Da Breakfast Club.' You no can relate to being da Brain, da Beauty, da Jock, da Rebel or da Recluse. You are simultaneously all of them and none of them. Most people tink you kinda out dea. But das where you feel most comfortable being. You love independent films and alternative music as you yearn for find if get others like you ... somewhere ... out dea too. 

Asian candy

White Rabbit, Fusen Gum, Golden Plum Li Hing Mui Candy, etc. You all about representing. You get lotta AZN pride and you choose for eat da candy that matches your identity. Your friends enjoy white chocolate and dark chocolate while you're left wondering where my yellow chocolate be at?

Old-school candy

Licorice, Candy Corn, taffy, jelly beans, gum drops, etc. People often go to you for sage advice because you've seen everyting and lived through it all. You get at least 12 great-grandchildrens. These candies bring you great joy even though they get stuck in your dentures. Like these candies, you too are one oldie, but goodie. Chances are you get one flip phone, but you dunno how for use 'em so good. People might tease you that you old, but your memory still pretty sharp. I bet you still remember da phone number from da house you grew up in.

Oddah kine packaged snacks

Cookies, chips, crackers, juice pouches, etc. You no really care for candy. You try for eat healthy, though you may have da occasional cheat treat. You might reluctantly eat one of these, but none of these snacks is actually your favorite. You probably going end up bringing all this processed junk food to your office. If dey wanna eat it, dey can die early if they like, right?